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| 7 Funny Wedding One-Liners |
| Written by Wendy Wilkes |
| Wednesday, 02 June 2010 07:26 |
|
Toasts are usually given at the wedding reception. There are many kinds of toasts. There are toasts from the groom to the bride, from the bride to the groom. From the best man to the groom, from the groom to the best man, from the maid of honor to the bride, from the father to the bride, and so on. Toasts are fun. They're the best part of the wedding for some people.
Toasts are usually given at the wedding reception. There are many kinds of toasts. There are toasts from the groom to the bride, from the bride to the groom. From the best man to the groom, from the groom to the best man, from the maid of honor to the bride, from the father to the bride, and so on. Toasts are fun. They're the best part of the wedding for some people. Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple's big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won't be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here's some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves. You might need to do a longer toast than what you'll find here, but here are some great one-liners, just to get you started. 1. Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan 2. Marriage is like eating at a restauant. You order one thing, then you see what someone else has, and you wish you'd ordered that. 3. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury -- Groucho Marx 4. What would it be like to live in a world without men? There'd be no crime, and a lot of happy fat women. 5. A husband's last words should always be: "OK, buy it." 6. A groom told his bride that he would go through hell for her. How right he was. 7. A happy man is one who can make more money than his wife spends. A happy woman is one who can find such a man. Now, we know these probably aren't helping that much with YOUR toast. But maybe they put a smile on your face, and now you can get to work on your toast. Good luck! |